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seriously, i’m liking this winant dude. he has a way with making a clear and incisive point. to wit:

It’s notable how McCarthy seems to think that, in pointing out that the United States has many mosques, but the holy cities of Saudi Arabia have no churches, he’s making an appropriate comparison. It’s almost as if he demands that we behave just like a theocratically tinged authoritarian monarchy. The hatred these people have for the Muslim world conceals a noticeable yearning — an envy for its ability to carry out the undemocratic, anti-pluralist, and puritanical measures that the United States has long since abandoned.

Today’s edition of “things I learn reading irreverent sports websites.”

Did you know that Kitkat makes a chunky peanut butter version that’s only available in the UK and Australia? That’s BULLSHIT!

via Why Must the NFL Tempt Mother Nature So?.

Also why is creamy considered the “default” form of peanut butter? What do people have against getting more product for their money? It’s also slightly higher in fiber. Plus: TEXTURE PEOPLE FFS HOW CAN YOU ENJOY IT WITHOUT THE TEXTURE

Gehlke noted the deaths of heavy metal singer Ronnie James Dio, who performed with several bands including Black Sabbath, last week and singer-bassist Peter Steel last month.

“This is just a big surprise for a lot of us and it’s a shame too,” Gehlke said. “We just had Dio pass away, Peter Steel from Type-O Negative – three pretty significant blows to heavy metal community.”

via Paul Gray Dead: Slipknot Bassist Dies At 38.

Look I’m not trying to be an asshole and this certainly sucks — from the sounds of things he was shooting coke though so it’s a miracle he lived to 38 — but I willing to go on record as categorically stating that the bassist from Slipknot does not belong in the same “loss of a metal legend” conversation as Peter Steele and Ronnie James Dio.

You can learn things reading Deadspin — not very often, but it does happen.

Brian:

When putting on your belt, what side does the buckle go on? I’m usually a buckle on the left kind of guy. Well, during a morning poop, I noticed the writing on the inside of the belt to be upside down. Could Cole Haan possibly assume the buckle should go on the right side? I am absolutely baffled by this, and for some reason terrified to try and put my belt on the other way.

Is Cole Haan English? Maybe it’s a European thing, like driving on the retarded side of the road. If I tried putting my buckle on the right, my head would explode. Even thinking about it right now disturbs and confuses me.

via Is The Dude Using The Printer Watching You Watch Porn?.

Far too heavy to get glib over. This keeps happening and my first instinct is to look at it as a sign of the times. That’s a little convenient though, isn’t it? This man was clearly not well; but what about his son? The kid was brainwashed from day one. Dad was mentally ill, but what about the power of a parental figure to shape a kid’s mindset? What happens if a perfectly normal and healthy (both mentally & physically) kid believes the ravings of a lunatic? Is he a victim here?

It’s all so damn ugly.

SPRINGFIELD, Ohio — It was here, in this blue-collar town of frame houses and good-natured biker bars, that Jerry Ralph Kane Jr. began his fight against what he regarded as the illegitimate corporations he believed had usurped the government.

That fight ended in spectacular fashion Thursday in West Memphis, Ark., just across the Mississippi River from Memphis, leaving Mr. Kane, his 16-year-old son, Joseph, and two local police officers dead.

Mr. Kane and Joseph shot the officers who stopped their white van on Interstate 40, then died in a firefight with other law enforcement officials in a Wal-Mart parking lot, wounding a sheriff and his deputy, the authorities said. A newspaper photograph showed Joseph, dead on a traffic island, the bullet-riddled van behind him.

It was only the culmination — the inevitable culmination, some who knew Mr. Kane said — of a struggle that began here in Springfield.

via Antigovernment Rage for Father and Son in Police Shooting – NYTimes.com.

I thought it was just your run-of-the-mill shitty state-level open primary measure; you can tell from the setup what’s coming next but I was wrong. If Proposition 14 takes effect the federal offices — Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, etc. — will be among the ones to be elected in open primaries.

Gerrymandering and the dominance of the two-party system are problems but this is the worst sort of solution: house districts are (relatively) tiny and homogeneous, increasing the likelihood of voters being presented with two candidates of the same party; senate seats are contested only once every six years, meaning it could easily be decades before voters are presented with an actual choice in the general.

Now picture a party recruiting a second, unelectable spoiler candidate to siphon off votes in the primary–here it would probably be a conservative Democrat, in the South it’d be a liberal Republican*, etc. The party apparatus provides the resources and promotion to get them up and running just well enough to get demolished in the general, and if the public fails to vote responsibly when said election comes then, “So what? We still hold the seat!”

When the dust clears and the media is no longer paying attention a month or two later… just kidding; a couple days… hours… fine: as the winner is giving their victory speech**, the loser is appointed to a cushy job at the RNC/the DNC/some think tank/nowhere; they are taken out back and shot because dead men tell no tales/etc.

This man is responsible for the ballot measure. Is Senator Abel Maldonado stupid or evil?

He proceeded to tell me that when he was running for state controller in 2006, he commissioned a poll to gauge the feelings of Republican voters in Orange County.

The poll came back showing him losing to the Democrat by almost 2-1.

“This is impossible,” Maldonado said. “Orange County is loaded with Republicans.”

They did the poll again and the results were the same – the Democrat won.

So Maldonado ran a little test. He had the pollster go back and give voters the same information as before – his age, that he’s a rancher and the like – but this time, he said, tell them the candidate’s name is Smith.

The result: Smith came out ahead.

So he ran another poll, a Republican named Garcia vs. a Democrat named Smith.

Smith won again, even among Republicans.

At that point, Maldonado said, “We’re not spending another nickel – there ain’t no way that anyone with a Spanish name is going to win anything in a Republican primary in this state.”

He was right, in his case at least – he lost the primary to Tony Strickland.

via Schwab to Obama: Add 6 million jobs.

I’ll go with self-interested.***

*assuming they could find one. ZING!

**this joke would flow much more smoothly if my blog didn’t ignore me when I tell it to use strikethrough

***”you used the stupid vs evil frame and then showed maldonado acting like an asshole. that means the answer is evil.” no, and shut up imaginary blog critic. is it evil when a hungry person eats a sandwich? that’s self-interest. also I like the title and I’m not changing it.

This probably makes me an asshole — and it certainly makes me a guy who posts about celebrity news — but every so often I wonder if there is some kind’ve order to the world after all.

…in case you’re unfamiliar, the story basically goes that despite her rampant pill abuse, Brittany Murphy probably wouldn’t have died of pneumonia if this fine fellow hadn’t convinced her to avoid seeking medical treatment outt’ve fear of being busted for said pills. A few weeks after she died he cancelled plans to charge people out the ass to attend an event for a ‘charity foundation’ in her name… cuz he’s, yknow, a good guy.