Hypocritical conservative douchebag sees no shame in hiding money paid on his behalf by mommy and daddy in order to obtain food stamps; exposes the shocking truth that it is possible to buy food with them; buys a bunch of expensive shit at Whole Foods, thus proving that it is possible to behave irresponsibly with food stamps by taking notes on his own irresponsibility with food stamps. It’s a fresh new take on creating the news.
Think he’ll turn himself in for welfare fraud? Perhaps it doesn’t matter — at least if the DC Attorney General is paying attention to their email account. (hee hee, ho ho)