Palin Mad-Libs

What [he/she] is telling us is she cannot trust ________ to make decisions for their own ________ in what we should ____________. And I know I’m going to be again criticized for bringing this up, but instead of a government thinking that they need to take over and make decisions for us according to some _____________’s priorities, just leave us alone, get off our back, and allow us as individuals to exercise our own God-given rights to make our own decisions and then our country gets back on the right track.

Guess the topic! Is there anything under the sun she could not be talking about with this bland boilerplate bullshit? Please, Palinbot, give us your vital analysis!

Alright it’s the First Lady’s Anti-Obesity Campaign, the controversy over which continues to bug the shit outta me. Gottdam big gummint making unenforceable, non-binding suggestions about ways my kids could live longer! Ah ain’t gun stand ferrit!

Because clearly the only thing standing in between this country and the mythical “right track” is the First Lady’s suggestion that your spoiled little fat fucking kids eat a carrot once in a while. Wait… come to think of it, maybe there’s a reason Palin’s a little sensitive on this issue.

OSNAP (And yes, I am very mature. Thank you for noticing.)

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