Yeah so I’m feeling uncreative. Anyway, check out this ridiculous comparison from the GOP health care website. (pdf) I had to cut off part of the image to make it fit the website at a legible size but the question at issue is: “Fiscally responsible?”
The GOP responds:
Of course in reality the Senate has long since told the “Pelosi Bill” to go fuck itself. Their exponentially-shittier replacement has many flaws but a key feature of that bill is that it’s shitty in part becase it would cut the deficit by roughly $130 billion dollars in the same tame frime. So the GOP bill is awesome because it saves half as much as the only bill we have a chance of getting, and the Dem bill is terrible because hey look over here! Shiny!