Holy shit did I ever just sell myself out for that headline. I tell you what: if I could sock this bitch in his pretty little face then I think you know I would. Because I’m jealous. And i’m fucking petty.
Ok, I can accept that this is probably the second- or third-catchiest song ever written. What I don’t get is how — on top of getting to write this piece of earcandy while being so gdmn beautiful — this motherfucker gets to direct a video about how terrible it is to be constantly adored everywhere you go. Being mobbed by hot chicks everywhere you go is a problem? Seriously? Really? No, go fuck yourself Mitch Allan; there have been worse problems than seeing the negative repercussions of being “Such a nice boy.” Fucking blow me.