How To Get Laid Via The Computer

Holy shit that got your attention right? Yeah I went for the total swerve there, taking this blog in a completely different direction than you might expect. In case you’re wondering, Yes, that is evidence that I’m a fucking good writer. Thank you.

So anyway. (via Everyone’s Favorite Gay Conservative)

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This chart gives excellent insight as to why to the subject of this picture:

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gets many more meaningful messages than does the subject of this one:

Ok, so leaving aside the obvious question of “Why would either of these people ever feel the need to use an online dating service?”, this is my question: Am I correct in interpreting this research to mean that a picture of my cat playing guitar virtually guarantees I will get laid?

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